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| Song title | |||
| "おこちゃま戦争" Romaji: Okochama Sensou English: Childish War | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| Nov.29.2013 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Giga-P (music, arrange, mix) Reol (lyrics) △○□× (illustration) Okiku (movie) | |||
| Views | |||
| 1,015,000+ (NND) / 68,000+ (YT) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (official) YouTube Broadcast (with subtitles) | |||
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Japanese, Romaji and English Translation
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| 昔々の そのまた昔 | mukashi mukashi no sono mata mukashi | Once upon a time, a very long time ago |
| とある貴族の 仲良しな兄弟 | toaru kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai | There was a close pair, sibling of high nobility |
| ry（以下略称） | ikaryakushou | The rest I’ll leave omitted |
| 「ちゃんとやれ！」 | “chanto yare!” | “Do it properly!” |
| じいやが呼ぶ 席につけ よーいどん！ | jiiya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yoidon! | The butler calls out “Ascend to the throne! Ready, set, go!”. |
| ナイフとフォークで 応戦いたしますの | naifu to fooku de ousen itashimasu no | I humbly accept the challenge with a knife and fork |
| だって僕らは ブルジョアの | datte bokura wa burujoa no | After all, we are bourgeois, |
| 立派な 立派な 貴族様なんですですの | rippa na rippa na kizokusama nan desu no | Splendid, utterly splendid aristocrats, yes we are |
| ひれふせ愚民 君との違いを | hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai wo | Bow down, ignorant commoners. |
| ヴァイヴァイスロイ 見せてやるぜ | vaivaisuroi misete yaru ze | This viceroy shall show you your mistakes! |
| おい まてまて また勝手にそんな | oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna | Hey, wait wait, yet again you try to bluff |
| 見抜けるような ハッタリかまして | minukeru you na hattarikamashite | Like you can see through them as you please. |
| はーい はーい はい はい | haai haai hai hai | Okay, Okay, Yes, Yes |
| お兄様の仰せのままに（笑） | oniisama no oose no mama ni | It is as my brother commands! (lol) |
| あﾞーむかつくぜ！ まーぢむかつくぜ！ | aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze | Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed! |
| 兄に対して 生意気な態度 | ani ni taishite namaiki na taido | At this impertinent attitude towards me |
| 閧（とき）の声 ゴングを鳴らせ | toki no koe gongu wo narase | With a war cry sound the gong! |
| ケンカ勃発で 宣戦布告 | kenka boppatsu de sensenfukoku | With an outbreak of fights, it’s a proclamation of war |
| 悪戯（いたずら）して 悪ノリして | itazurashite warunorishite | I cause mischief, I get carried away with it, |
| ほら ほら 煽（あお）ってく Style で | hora hora aotteku sutairu de | C’mon, c’mon, with an agitating style, |
| “大安売り” 買っちゃったら | ooyasuuri kachattara | For buying at this “Special Bargain Sale”, |
| 毎度ありがとうで 君の負け！ | maido arigatou de kimi no make! | Thank you for your continued patronage, you lose! |
| （っしゃぁ！） | (ssha!) | (ssha!) |
| 拙（つたな）い引き出しと | tsutanai hikidashi to | I decide with a crude retreat, |
| 煽（あお）りあいの駆け引きでキメる | aoriai no kakehiki de kimeru | And an agitating strategy |
| 兄の威厳見せるため飴と飴 | ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame | A candy and a candy to show my brotherly dignity |
| 火花散るチル両者の目と目 | hibana chiru chiru ryousha no me to me | Sparks scatter, both of us eye to eye. |
| 俺をだれだと思ってる | ore wo dare da to omotteru | Who do you think I am! |
| くらえ！おれさまがルールブック▼ | kurae! oresama ga ruurubukku | Take that! I am the rulebook. |
| へたれじゃない ひよってない | hetare janai hiyottenai | I’m not incompetent I’m not sitting on the fence. |
| ちょっと勇気が足りないだけ | chotto yuuki ga tarinai dake | It’s just that I don’t have enough courage. |
| さぁさぁみなさん お手を拝借 | saa saa minasan ote wo haishaku | Now, now, everyone, may I borrow your hands? |
| 当たり前だろ 余裕しゃくしゃく | atarimae daro yoyuushakushaku | It’s only natural that I’m calm and composed. |
| 生まれながらにしてチート | umarenagara ni shite chiito | I cheat by nature. |
| やべぇ 煌めく人生がスタート | yabee kirameku jinsei ga sutaato | Oh no, glittering lives start. |
| 当然です 見てみな 由緒は ガチ勢 | touzen desu mite mina yuisho wa gachisei | Look, everyone, our family lineage is serious military strength. |
| ハイ論破 ハイ論破 ハイ論破 | hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa | Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument. |
| もらってくぜ Vサイン | moratteku v-sign | I’m receiving it, the V-sign. |
| イェイ！(ｖ＾―゜)♪ | yei | Yei! (ｖ＾―゜)♪ |
| はーい はーい はい はい | haai haai hai hai | Okay, okay, yes, yes |
| はなまる よくできまちた☆ | hanamaru yoku dekimachita | Have a gold star for a job well done.☆ |
| あﾞーむかつくぜ！ まーぢむかつくぜ！ | aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze | Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed! |
| 僕に向かって 減らず口なんざ | boku ni mukatte herazuguchi nanza | Such impudent talk towards me. |
| とっておきを きみに見舞え | totteoki wo kimi ni mimae | I’ll strike you with my best. |
| 報復！制裁！挑発しちゃって | houfuku seisai chouhatsu shichatte | It’s retribution! It’s punishment! I’ll completely provoke you |
| 意地悪して 一枚上 | ijiwaru shite ichimai ue | I act maliciously, I’m one step ahead of you. |
| チャンスは貰ってくスタンスで | chansu wa moratteku sutansu de | With this stance, I’m getting a chance. |
| 痛恨ミス！あっちゃっちゃー | tsuukon misu achacchaa | A regretful miss! Uh oh, uh oh. |
| お生憎（あいにく）様だね 君の負け！ | oainikusama da ne kimi no make! | How unfortunate for you. You lose! |
| だけどキミ キミだけが | dakedo kimi kimi dake ga | But you, only you, |
| （せいっ やあっ とおっ やあっ うっ うっ やあっ はっ） | (sei ya too ya u u ya a ha) | (Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!) |
| ボクに似合いのライバル | boku ni niai no raibaru | Are a suitable rival for me. |
| （せいっ やあっ とおっ やあっ うっ とおっ やあっ はっ） | (sei yah too ya u too ya a ha) | (Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!) |
| オチるのも 凹んでんのも | ochiru no mo heikonden no mo | Because failing and being forced to yield |
| （うっ はっ せいっ やあっ やぁっ せいっ はっ） | (u ha sei ya ya sei ha) | (Uh! Ha! Hiya! Yah! Yah! Hiya! Ha!) |
| 調子狂わされるから | choushi kuruwasareru kara | Would drive me mad. |
| 今宵も てめーと やい やい やい やい | koyoi mo temee to yai yai yai yai | Tonight with you, hey hey hey hey |
| 大体兄様がいつもそうやってナヨナヨしてるから | taidai niisama ga itsume souyatte nayo nayo shiteru kara | Big brother, since you usually do all this about all of the time, being so weak, |
| 僕が兄様の分まで積極的になってやってるんだよ | boku ga niisama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterunda yo | I am gonna become assertive enough for us both. |
| もう少し感謝してほしいね | mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne | I want you to thank me a bit more |
| 年上のくせに全然頼りにならないお兄様とか名ばかりだよもう | toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka na bakari dayo mou | Even tough he’s older, he’s not at all reliable, big brother is just a name. |
| 今日から僕が兄ね これ決定！ | kyou kara boku ga ani da kore kettei! | From today, I’m the big brother, okay? This is my decision! |
| ハイ決定 | hai kettei | Yes my decision! |
| お前がいつも一人で暴走するから | omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara | Since you always wildly run around by yourself, |
| オレが尻拭いせざるを得なくなるんだろうが | ore ga shirinugui sezaru wo enakunarundarouga | I can never avoid having to clean up after you. I’m not really incompetent |
| あとオレは別にヘタレじゃない 慎重なだけだ | ato ore wa betsu ni hetare janai shinchou na dake da | I’m just prudent. |
| メイドたちも爺やも言ってたぞ | meido tachi mo jiiya mo ittetazo | All the maids and the butler too, have already said so. |
| ほんともう少し落ち着いてくれって | honto mou sukoshi ochitsuitekure tte | So really, please settle down a little bit for me, okay? |
| あ゛ーもう！うるせぇ～ | aa mou urusee~ | Argh, c’mon! Shut up. |
| あﾞーむかつくぜ！ まーぢむかつくぜ！ | aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze | Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed! |
| 憎まれ口は おくちをチャック | nikumareguchi wa okuchi wo chakku | Such abusive words, I’ll zip up your mouth! |
| 閧（とき）の声 ゴングを鳴らせ | toki no koe gongu wo narase | With a war cry, sound the gong! |
| 次世代エンペラーは この「僕だ！」「俺だ！」 | jisedai no enperaa wa kono “boku da” “ore da” | The emperor of the next generation will me “Me!” “Me!” |
| 悪戯（いたずら）して 悪ノリして | itazura shite warunori shite | I cause mischief, I get carried away with it, |
| ほら ほら 煽（あお）ってく Style で | hora hora aotekku sutairu de | C’mon, c’mon, with an agitating style, |
| 1から100 いただきます | ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu | I’ll humbly receive from 1 to 100. |
| 毎度ありがとうで君のm･･･ | maido arigatou de kimi no m… | Thank you for your continued patronage, you lo- |
| まさかの ひ、引き分け！？ | masaka no hihikiwake | This can’t be… It’s a d-draw!? |
| （えーっ） | (eh?) | eh? |
English Translation by occasionalsubs